Ok so, still a little embarrassing moment, but very recent, as much as months to a year ago.
So anyway, I was sitting in our living room while Mom was folding laundry.
On T.V. there was another one of these wilderness "Reality" shows, and the guy had a pet Wolf. I've always heard of people owning wolves as pets, but i wondered how they did that.
So i ask my mom, "Hey Ma, can you domesticate a wolf?"
SHe stopped dead in folding laundry, looked at me, and said
"Eric, if you domesticate a wolf, then ya got a dog."
She was laughing so hard her face was read and she had tears coming,
She still does not let me live it down. ever.