Embarrassing Childhood Moments

nikkitikkiisland said:
Whenever my friend mentions that story I always say "WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT AN IDIOT AND SPELLED SOUPCASE!" This happened in 6th grade my friend was in the spelling bee. Her word was suitcase and she spelled soupcase. XD
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I once spelled special, "specal." Im still trying to obtain justice from that failure, but alas, no more spelling bees.
 
Girls_Is_Awesome said:
When I was in grade one, I really had to pee. The teacher didn't let me pee and I really had to pee already, I got so mad that I peed in front of her.


.... she made my crush clean it...

...he didn't like me anymore after that...
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Sounds like something that would happen in a weird fetish porno (of course, not involving first graders and the guy would've been totally into it).

Here's my moment.

A grade school friend and I once pretended to be sleep-walking mummies and proceeded to walk up a flight of stairs with our eyes closed and arms straight out in front of us. Little known to us an older, heavy-set teacher was leading her class down the same staircase and had turned her back to say something to her class at the landing.

Less than a second later, my outstretched hands grabbed some flabby, 60-year old ass.

The teacher was extremely upset and embarrassed - the fact that her whole class was laughing at us did not help my situation one bit.

I got 5-days detention and all my friends wouldn't come near me for a month since they believed that I was now infected with "the mother of all cooties".
 
Ok so, still a little embarrassing moment, but very recent, as much as months to a year ago.


So anyway, I was sitting in our living room while Mom was folding laundry.

On T.V. there was another one of these wilderness "Reality" shows, and the guy had a pet Wolf. I've always heard of people owning wolves as pets, but i wondered how they did that.


So i ask my mom, "Hey Ma, can you domesticate a wolf?"

SHe stopped dead in folding laundry, looked at me, and said

"Eric, if you domesticate a wolf, then ya got a dog."

She was laughing so hard her face was read and she had tears coming,

She still does not let me live it down. ever.
 
Girls_Is_Awesome said:
I was just looking at my cat food a while ago, wondering if I should do it. I just couldn't do it :c
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It really did taste good, atleast my taste buds liked it. I only did this like 3 times :3


I would never ever do it again ew.


imagine eating it and then giving a little wiff to your nose, smell it :D Oh god now I feel sick.
 
Sean1995 said:
When I was little, I walked into the glass door so much (thinking it was open), that my dad had to put stickers on it so I could see it was closed.
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Cutest thing ever!

Of course I'm picturing you as being less than 10 at the time. If you were older than that, well shit son, get your eyes checked. :rofl:
 
Not exactly my stupidity, nor was it done by a child, but I have a memory as a child that involves dog treats. Watching my dad's weird friend eat a full bag of dog treats like it was candy whilst my dog glares at him from the floor. He didn't even realize it was dog treats until I pointed it out. Fake tofu dog treats flavored and dyed to look like a pig-in-a-blanket. Wat.
 
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