Corrupt-A-Wish

Downed_Foes said:
Granted. But now you're never tired, and can't fall asleep

I wish my halloween costume works awesome!
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Granted, but it only works until you get to the first house.

Falls off as you ring the doorbell.

Let's just say that you'll have a restraining order from 5 families by the end of the night.

I wish that I had a better headset.
 
that_taco_guy said:
Granted, but it only works until you get to the first house.

Falls off as you ring the doorbell.

Let's just say that you'll have a restraining order from 5 families by the end of the night.

I wish that I had a better headset.
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Granted, but that headset was stolen, and you get arrested.

I wish 1+1=3
 
Granted, but you miss the easiest question on the whole test.6=(-2)+8.

I wish I wasn't Paragraph Guy anymore.
 
Granted, but you are now a Short Story Guy.

I wish I was less awesome, because I'm afraid my awesomeness might kill everyone
 
that_taco_guy said:
Granted, now you're so boring that Wooty bans you from the boredness.

I wish I could just not go to school for the rest of the week.
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Granted, but the teacher's assign the biggest projects of your life, and you fail.

I wish to see clearly now, that the rain has come.
 
Granted, but you get a wicked bad tummyache the next day.

I wish I could see and effectively change the future for the better.
 
oozinator said:
Granted, but you get a wicked bad tummyache the next day.

I wish I could see and effectively change the future for the better.
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Granted, but in return for making the future better you give the world a doomsday clock which will effectively asplode when it ends. Before that it will be a better future though.

I wish that I had a gun that shot swords, and sharks with pirates riding on their backs to shoot my sword guns. Also they are on fire, but it's cold fire.
 
I wish that Crane had made a wish and that I had corrupted it.

Yay fixed. Next replier, please refer to Crane's post.
 
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oozinator said:
I wish that Crane had made a wish and that I had corrupted it.
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Granted, but it happened in a parallel universe that doesn't exist.

I wish to never get ninja'd again.

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NewspaperCrane said:
I wish that I had a gun that shot swords, and sharks with pirates riding on their backs to shoot my sword guns. Also they are on fire, but it's cold fire.
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Granted, but again, it's on that parallel universe that doesn't exist. What a shitty universe.

I wish for a real Turtwig.
 
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