Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but you lose at everything else.


I wish that you earned money on Steam, not have to transact it.
 
Granted, but you drown while doing so, and your flesh is eaten by the sharks.

I wish that I could play piano better.
 
granted but every piano you touch disintegrates thus making you suck even more

I wish I was a video game character
 
You're the main protagonist of Dark Souls. You die. Again and again.

I wish for a wider selection of beverages in my fridge.
 
Granted, but a bunch of other cats are attracted by it and come to your house.

I wish that I was immune to health problems.
 
Me too. But that can't happen cause ders no such thing as free wishes.

I wish for another something that's not eternal doom in Hell.
 
ttam13 said:
Me too. But that can't happen cause ders no such thing as free wishes.

I wish for another something that's not eternal doom in Hell.
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You're supposed to grant the wish, then corrupt it.

Granted, but now it's eternal doom by my annoyance.
 
Wish, plz? No? Kthxbai.
I wish for the leadership of an army of permanent-marker-wielding Jigglypuff.
 
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