Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. But you fine out it was ripped to pieces by a honey badger.

I wish I could solve this damn jigsaw puzzle.
 
csimiami14 said:
Granted. But you fine out it was ripped to pieces by a honey badger.

I wish I could solve this damn jigsaw puzzle.
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Granted. But jigsaw will have more deadly puzzles for you to complete when you survive the current puzzle.

I wish I could turn all non-human life into jelly.
 
Granted, but it's sentient jelly, like in The Blob, so all the animals, plants and insects you turned into jelly eat all human life. Nice job, breaking it, dude.

I wish I didn't have a chubby tummy.
 
Granted. But it teleports you into a war zone and you get blown up into a zillion pieces.

I wish I could win at the next BINGO game.
 
Granted, but some grumpy old lady beats you with her purse.

I wish the sun would stop shining directly into my room.
 
Granted. But the sun goes dark forever. With this most of the plants die. Without the plants foods are unable to be made. Without food every animal dies of hunger. The only things that survive are the robots. The robots create a huge robot city to live and work in. Everything goes well with the new city until aliens attack. The city is destroyed all the robots are dead and earth asploads.

I wish this lamp would turn on when I clap.
 
Granted, the lamp is now sentient and gets turned on by you every time you clap.

I wish someone else would post here.
 
Grant. But your tooth-paste causes you AIDS and you die a horrible death.

I with the next person to post would give me a 1 Dollah Billuh!
 
amaterasu said:
Granted, but it kills you.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.
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Granted but your immune system slacked off on everything else as well.
You died from a simple cold.

I wish I could figure out how to tell my friend to stahp calling me at odd hours.
 
Granted, but the birds thought otherwise:

Wild Wingull used Seismic Drop!
It's super effective!
Jaffl3 fainted!

I wish that I could corrupt wishes even worse.
 
Granted, the wishes get so corrupt that these start to appear:

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I wish I wasn't so tired so often.
 
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