How about another game of Corrupt a Wish? :D

[brantbren]

Granted, but you have to defeat my Seven Evil Ex's if you want them

I wish a giant monsters would ravage Tokyo on a weekly basis and the only defense Earth has are 3 giant mechs. One piloted by Ben Stiller, one piloted by Conan O'Brian and the last piloted by The Beach Boys.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but everytime they rampage they get older and older, meaning they die faster.

I wish I knew why taco just popped in all of the sudden :O

 

[that_taco_guy]

Granted, but it's because he wanted to get away from Lukeperson6 for a long time. jk

I wish I had new, good headphones.

 

[crafteroftemines]

Granted, but they are broken

I wish for a soul

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, you have George Bush's soul.

I wish to become Satan.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but then God came.

I wish that taco loved me ;-;

 

[Marioman543216]

Granted, But sadly you will never get tacos again.

I wish for my life to take a right turn.

 

[brantbren]

Granted, but the right turn leads off a cliff

I wish for a new universe

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but it is the universe of rape.

I wish for a mic.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, the mic is broken.

I wish to become a dancer.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but you must do a dirty dance for Wooty for no reward. =;]

I wish to be in the teen titans.

 

[Miguel]

Granted, but you must do a dirty dance for Wooty for no reward. =;]

I wish to be in the teen titans.

Granted, but raven hates you so much she traos you in another dimension.

I wish to be in Black Butler.

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but you must do a dirty dance for Wooty for no reward. =;]

I wish to be in the teen titans.

Granted, you are Raven getting brutally tentacle raped for life.

I wish to be cat woman.

 

[Miguel]

Granted, you are Raven getting brutally tentacle raped for life.

I wish to be cat woman.

I belive your a few seconds too late

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Granted, but raven hates you so much she traos you in another dimension.

I wish to be in Black Butler.

Granted, but you die.

I wish to be in Austin Powers.

 

[Miguel]

Granted, but you die.

I wish to be in Austin Powers.

Grantes, but you get AIDS and die.

Wish to go to a pool.

 

[Mightythedj23]

Granted, but your eyes disintegrate due to very high levels of chlorine.


I wish I had a relationship with a girlfriend that didn't end with us breaking up haha

 

[brantbren]

Granted, but she gets stabbed by Sephiroth at the end of FF7.

I wish Mercury collided with Mars.

 

[avroom]

Granted, but it also collides with Earth and we all die.

I wish I could have all games for free.

 

[brantbren]

Granted, but you get one game every 10 years. Starting with all of the unlicensed NES games and Battletoads.

I wish I wish I was a fish