How about another game of Corrupt a Wish? :D

[brantbren]

You made no wish. Prepare to be assimilated.

I wish I could travel through time

 

[DerDo]

Granted, but only for one second forward or backwards after a year has passed each time you do so.

Granted, but now you have to be evil.

I wish for my own gaming community.

well, not as if something has changed

I wish to be even more evil.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but in the prossess everyone also became more evil/good, so you are in the end the same.

I wish my leg didn't hurt.

 

[brantbren]

Granted, but now you have no genitals.

I wish to be the ultimate life form

 

[Kris]

Granted, but you breathe oxygen, Which is also poisonous to you.

I wish I had a pet Espeon.

 

[crafteroftemines]

Granted, you release your pet Espeon as you hold back tears

I wish i was a pie

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but before I currupt your wish I need to make a psycic prediction...... The flavor pie you have turned into is.... Pie flavor! YEEEAAAAAA'

I wish to be a better comidian

 

[crafteroftemines]

Granted, but your still pretty bad.

I wish for a Nvidia GeForce GTX 760

 

[David]

Granted but your driver is a korean pastry.
I wish for a very big horse cook

 

[oozinator]

Granted but your driver is a korean pastry.
I wish for a very big horse cook

Granted, but his hamburger patties contain human DNA. You've been eating people. :O

I wish my wallet would just magically fill with money every time I open it.

 

[crafteroftemines]

Granted, but its counterfeit money I drew

I wish I had better radio reception

 

[Miguel]

Granted, but its counterfeit money I drew

I wish I had better radio reception

Granted, but all you get is christian music stations.

I wish for all the gameboy advance games.

 

[crafteroftemines]

Granted, but they all die within thirty seconds of boot up

I wish for an incorruptible wish

 

[Miguel]

Granted, but they all die within thirty seconds of boot up

I wish for an incorruptible wish

Granted, but you used your last wish so the gene kills you.

I wish for a boat

 

[brantbren]

Granted, it's a canoe with a giant hole in the bottom

I wish for all 7 EARTH Dragonballs

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but you break them immedeatly.

I wish to have the best ideas of all ideas full of ideas.

 

[David]

Granted but those ideas turn into books which then suffocate you.
I wish to be a dolphin.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but now you can't breath in air.

I wish to be able to combine all my powers to create CAPTAIN PLANET!

 

[Sean1995]

Granted, but Captain Planet see's all the pollution caused by people, so he destroys humanity.

I wish I had a dozen potatoes.

 

[Lukeperson6]

Granted, but because captain planet just distroyed humanity you don't live.

I wish that after sean dies humanity returns without captain planet.