Poll: Australia or Canada?

Downed_Foes said:
Yes yes I agree. However, we have bacon narwhals.
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There is no bacon in Canada. Post invalid.
 
The argument that "Canada has bacon" is being thrown around a lot,
But this implies that 'Strayans don't have bacon.

Speaking from experience (I am a professional Australian)
We eat on average 25 kilos (yeah fuck your Imperial shit niqqas) of meat
a day

And most of that is bacon.

Bacon and egg rolls mate, the food of tradies and porn stars - the cornerstones of the Aussie economy.
 
Vorsprung said:
The argument that "Canada has bacon" is being thrown around a lot,
But this implies that 'Strayans don't have bacon.

Speaking from experience (I am a professional Australian)
We eat on average 25 kilos (yeah fuck your Imperial shit niqqas) of meat
a day

And most of that is bacon.

Bacon and egg rolls mate, the food of tradies and porn stars - the cornerstones of the Aussie economy.
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Then you guys nee to stop eating so much. Also, I call BS. Thats over 50 pounds of meat a DAY. Please tell me where you got these "Facts."
 
Vorsprung said:
No, because Sniper is useful, and according to TF2 lore, Australians are godlike all-knowing beings who throw their piss at people

Sniper = 1
Engy = 0
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Like seriously, who even goes to battle armed with a bow and a jar of piss while everyone else is armed to the teeth with guns and super-tech?

I tell you who.

An Australian.

They are also sleezy the campers whom you can't reach and are not credit to team. Which is ironic considering they sit on opposite sides of the spectrum of manliness.
 
MagicForDummies said:
Like seriously, who even goes to battle armed with a bow and a jar of piss while everyone else is armed to the teeth with guns and super-tech?

I tell you who.

An Australian.

They are also sleezy the campers whom you can't reach and are not credit to team. Which is ironic considering they sit on opposite sides of the spectrum of manliness.
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Ahem,
Machina = most technologically advanced weapon in entire game
Also, that's the point. Sniper doesn't need guns because he's too badass.

You say Australian like it's a bad thing, it's not, Huntsman is stronk

Also camping almost never happens. There's a reason the Spy exists.

REITERATION
Beese said:
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Sniper = 2
Engy = 0
Magic = -420
 
Vorsprung said:
Ahem,
Machina = most technologically advanced weapon in entire game
Also, that's the point. Sniper doesn't need guns because he's too badass.

You say Australian like it's a bad thing, it's not, Huntsman is stronk

Also camping almost never happens. There's a reason the Spy exists.

REITERATION


Sniper = 2
Engy = 0
Magic = -420
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I regret talking about TF2 in this thread and its poor representation of IRL people. Hilarious it may be.
 
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