T9K should make one of these
- Thread starter Godliberator
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NewspaperCrane
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Man... It's like we have original ideas and generate our own content instead of ripping off other peoples...
Oh wait... that's XDA.
Oh wait... that's XDA.
Stratadon
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I will give it a whirl if I have a free moment. How should I send you the sound file? mp3? wav? I want to sacrifice as little sound quality as possible.
Masterbuffalo97
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1. troll/asshat
2. vorsprung (his voice has a great accent/tone)
3. *thinks of what would get his attention* Ponies.
Godliberator
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well, the premise is more or less that we can relate to xda and should make an original one for t9k......does not have to be e like XDA's....also does not have to be like epic meal time.....just the vibe I got off of rsmv's post....however I would like to see what RSMV comes up with.....
the point is, we can relate to xda a bit.
katphish
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I'm suddenly reminded about Moondoggy's welcome posts...If you do end up making a similar video, do try to make the dialogue different rather than just replacing a few terms.
Rather interested in seeing how this turns out.
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And one that I attempted
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The obligatory welcome picture? All right, here goes:
Slightly creepy and I apologize if you have a case of sphenisciphobia but it will have to do. Don't fuss over it too much if the nouns are incorrectly plural, this is all I could come up with.
Peace out. I'm a catfish.
kingjok3r
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I'm suddenly reminded about Moondoggy's welcome posts...
And one that I attempted
moondoggy should totally make the script!
moondoggy23 said:
Godliberator
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I agree....the man can write.
moondoggy23
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DutchCheese
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RemOfShadows
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need more "nuder control" included there
mikeymagic
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Personally, The voice must either be Skid or Rev, they have the most energetic, amazing and exciting voices on t9k.
NewspaperCrane
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Fuck that. If we can get a hold of Enkera he should do it. Hands down. The old spice guy would be PERFECT for this.
Hawke
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Moondoggy, can you please, PLEASE I BEG YOU write the script for the video? You're the best man for the job because you're mostly neutral and balanced, not to mention you've proved yourself countless times with the GTKAG series. You're the best man for the job.
also this
NewspaperCrane
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Seconded. Moon doggy is in fact also, the man. Not the hypothetical "The Man" that we're supposed to rebel against, but "The Man" as he's got more swagger than a bear riding a shark, which is chasing a raptor.
Edit: In case you were wondering logistics, the shark is flying.
moondoggy23
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I was at work and I don't really have time to respond much, and I like Mr. Bean.
I will see what I can do. I'm not even sure I've watched this video to see what it is about. Is there a length of time you'd like the script to be? I can write it so it's short or long. I would probably max out at a three minute speech for whoever reads it.
Really, you guys flatter me way more than is deserved. You're going to make my already big head get bigger (giggity). And if that bear has a laser, there's absolutely no way I would be able to be more awesome than that.
DutchCheese
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no squeker, check
sexy and amazing, check
actually understandable because you are completely healthy, ... dammit