The Ban Game

I ban Kitty Bojingles, because ever since her chicken entered in the beauty contest, children have been constantly walking past my house with "Save the chicken" signs. This obviously angers me because chickens have been terrorizing eastern Europe for the past several hundred trillion years.

You may be familiar with their nuclear attack on the Ukraine. Their chicken propaganda claims it was a poorly designed nuclear reactor, but I know better.
 
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