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Granted. It opened a freaky-lookin' portal made of star-shaped whatsits, and out poppedI wish that a flying unicorn came into my house, and did nothing but exactly what would benefit everyone the most.
Granted, but they came from Joost's ears. [nightmare fuel!]I wish carrot.
Wish granted, but you read EVERYONE's mind at once without being able to control it.Your guiltless hunger leads you cannibalism.
I wish that I could read minds.
You wish you could grant wishes but you are the only one able to and have to rush between wishes across the globe and so you die of exhaustion after 10 minutes.Wish granted, but you read EVERYONE's mind at once without being able to control it.
I wish I could grant wishes.
You wish you could grant wishes but you are the only one able to and have to rush between wishes across the globe and so you die of exhaustion after 10 minutes.
I wish my internet was faster.
Granted. You drown in the collective ejaculate of 780 million gay men.*loud Genie laugh that you can't tell if evil or ...*
Your wish has been granted mcfar45!
*your internet is so fast every time you download/view a page, your storage drives blows up from so much read/write*
*yet another loud Genie laugh*
I wish I could be the most handsome fellow in the world.
You get a D&D Tutorial but it comes in book form and is delivered in 17 trucks and costs you $11 million.Granted. You drown in the collective ejaculate of 780 million gay men.
I wish for a D&D tutorial. Seriously. I have never actually played the game (though I was asked to DM - go figure).
You get a D&D Tutorial but it comes in book form and is delivered in 17 trucks and costs you $11 million.
I wish these wishes meant something.
(not to derail the thread or anything but getting it in book form is not a bad thing IMHO. I like books)You get a D&D Tutorial but it comes in book form and is delivered in 17 trucks and costs you $11 million.
I wish these wishes meant something.
Granted, all future wishes must be meaningful and an actual want. However, now you will be crushing people's dreams due to corruption and must bear overwhelming guilt.
I wish I was more useful in the technology world. I still don't networking and I know about two lines of javascript.