Steal the chicken game

[that_taco_guy]

As I stand in front of the tombstone of the chicken, I shed a single tear, turning around and starting to walk away. Then, mid-step, I turn around and point to the tombstone and say, "But, please, there's just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle, chicken, for me. Don't be... dead. Would you do that just for me? Just stop it. Stop this."

The camera pans over to the chicken standing behind a nearby tree, revealing it's STILL ALIVE.

 

[JerzeyLegend]

As I stand in front of the tombstone of the chicken, I shed a single tear, turning around and starting to walk away. Then, mid-step, I turn around and point to the tombstone and say, "But, please, there's just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle, chicken, for me. Don't be... dead. Would you do that just for me? Just stop it. Stop this."

The camera pans over to the chicken standing behind a nearby tree, revealing it's STILL ALIVE.

The chicken seems like it's standing behind a tree, but in fact I'm holding it, I run off with it.

 

[DerDo]

Birthday time, give me the chicken present!

 

[ChibaMasato]

Don't mind me. I'm just here to watch the shenanigans, while I eat this container of popcorn chicken.

 

[BaloneyPony]

I give you a rock and take the chicken into my pants

 

[avroom]

Those pants were actually my pants. *runs away*

 

[crafteroftemines]

Picks up the chicken that fell from your pant leg and desparately tries to flee the scene

 

[Darth_Purrface]

Those pants were actually my pants. *runs away*

;DDDDD

 

[jaryeth]

I tripped crafter, picked up the chicken, and launched the chicken into space...just cause I am nice I gave it a chicken space suit.

 

[avroom]

I played enough Kerbal Space Program to know how to retrieve a space chicken.
*Starts rescue mission* *Brings chicken to own super secret space station*

 

[Darth_Purrface]

*Infiltrates space station, shoots avroom in the face with a non-lethal poison dart gun and runs away with the chicken*

 

[zachshadey]

*turns out i am the chicken zombie took, the real chicken was in MY PANTS all along, I kick zombies shins and fly to super secrete cave on mars*

 

[crafteroftemines]

super secrete cave on mars*

What kind of secretions

 

[BaloneyPony]

I take the chicken out of your pants using my wiles. I then place the chicken in Fort Knox which is filled with Bacon

 

[zachshadey]

What kind of secretions

the stinky kind

 

[Darth_Purrface]

I take the chicken out of your pants using my wiles. I then place the chicken in Fort Knox which is filled with Bacon

Sends an army of cats to the fort which destroy it (dat bacon buffet doe) and deliver the chicken to me.

 

[jaryeth]

I distracted your cats mid-transit with fish. pick up the chicken I then give the chicken cloning technology. now there is a trillion chickens all thinking they are the Chicken

 

[DerDo]

But they are chicken! All of them!

They are one being, with one mind. We need to join them, we need to be part of the chicken!
HAIL THE CHICKEN

All of the chicken will have a human subordinate now, therefor stealing the chicken becomes unnecessary.

 

[crafteroftemines]

I arrive to the chicken line and claim my very own chicken, of which I dub, "Lil Porkchop"

 

[brantbren]

I used the power of the grim reaper to make Lil Porkchop bigger and smarter so you can hang out with him. However, due to your poor pet owning skills, he does in 11 minutes and gets flushed down the toliet....where I catch him both alive and reduced to his normal size, thanks to the sewage, whilst fishing. The chicken is now mine.