What would happen if....

The world would be in perfect harmony.

What would happen if kangaroos were allowed to fight in the UFC?
 
Then I'd sure hope that they run on clean efficient propane, I tell you what.

What would happen Team9000 had a late night talk show?
 
It would be filled with the scum of the earth, like the real site ^^

What would happen if Brant and I didn't have Evangelion related profiles?
 
Then you'd probably have a Kill la Kill profile pic and I'd have a Jojo profile pic.

What would happen if Marky Mark won an Oscar for best actor?
 
Then he would probably be more well known.

What would happen if there WERE no Oscar's?
Then I wouldn't have one sitting in my room for my performance as Stephen Hawking the last time my Mom tried to get me to go somewhere.

What would happen if I were decent at Pool?
 
Then I wouldn't have one sitting in my room for my performance as Stephen Hawking the last time my Mom tried to get me to go somewhere.

What would happen if I were decent at Pool?

You would soon discover your talent at billiards (classy as fuck) and soon sweep the nation in a series of gambles and trick shots which result in you becoming a millionaire.

BUT after a few bad business deals and bad tidings in the stock exchange your seemingly infinite fortunes runs out, and because of how media works, trick shots are no longer relevant so you die alone as a beggar.

WHat would happen if Atlantis were to resurface (that is, say it does exist but people are too fucking stupid to realize.)
 
Then you'd sing a jonty tune about how much fun it is to ride a balony pony.

What would happen if I ate a whole Elmer's non-toxic gluestick?
 
You'd be fine, it's non-toxic.

What would happen if the Steam Summer Sale started right now?
 
You'd be fine, it's non-toxic.

What would happen if the Steam Summer Sale started right now?

you would become a male prostitute in order to raise enough money to buy every game that is on sale.


Every. Game.

What would happen if i actually smiled for a picture?
 
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