Are you the only person on Team9000 who...?

Well, I always hated the way they tasted, but one day I ate a few to be nice...

My stomach didn't react well...

At all.

You may say, "Oh, you're just grossed out by them, not really a fear."
But no.
If you open a bag near me, I'm either leaving or coming after you.
I shall open a bag and throw them onto a newspapercrane, and watch the carnage.

Also, I'll eat the winner so that's a thing.
 
My metabolism is sloth-like. Really.
I can make do on about 1 meal a day, and can sleep for extensive lengths of time (16 hours without previous lack of sleep).
People see me as pretty lazy, and this is kinda why, I'm always low on energy.


i have a very high metabolism, hencew why i can eat so much food (if i were to put it in money terms, i probably spend about 40+ dollars in 2 days on snackage and legit foods) Yet i am very lazy.

I always have a lot of energy, it's just i'm lazy XP

I support Socialism, and i have a very high tolerance level, but a very small-non existent patience level.
 
Well, I always hated the way they tasted, but one day I ate a few to be nice...

My stomach didn't react well...

At all.

You may say, "Oh, you're just grossed out by them, not really a fear."
But no.
If you open a bag near me, I'm either leaving or coming after you.

well good news i got 2 bag's for you enjoy.
 
So you're terrified of something that saves your life?
Seatbelts can kill you too...

It's a choice between external injury (and possibly being thrown out of the car) and internal injury, but unless you get thrown out of a car that's about to explode, internal injury tends to be the better choice.
 
I might be the only guy here who knows the entire lyrics to forgot about dre featuring eminem...also when I eat an apple I eat the entire apple, seeds and all, and I know that there is trace amounts of cyanide in the apple seeds...but I like to think I live dangerously with every bite.
 
So you're terrified of something that saves your life?
I have been in three car accidents, not a single one did I wear a seat belt. I came out of all three completely unharmed, and two of those totaled my cars. My grandfather was in an accident where he rolled his car three times, his biggest injury, and his being trapped, came from his seat belt.

Now, I am a short girl and every seat belt I have ever used digs into my neck, some have drawn blood just from using them. I am terrified that I will be trapped by my seat belt when my car catches fire, I am terrified that something from the accident will make it impossible for me to get the seat belt unbuckled. Worst of all, I am terrified that my engine/debris/anything will fly through my windshield and I will have no way to move out of the way.

Given, I never wore a seat belt before due to my fear, but now that I own a 2009 Toyota Corolla, I wear it all the time, out of habit, because the damn car beeps obnoxiously if either front seat belt is unbuckled for anything over 5 mph.

P.S.
There was a man in New Hampshire, you don't have to wear a seat belt if you're over the age of 18 there, who's life was saved by not wearing a seat belt BECAUSE his engine flew through his windshield and he was able to move out of the way.


My fear may seem silly and illogical to you, but it makes perfect sense to me. I hate them, I'm scared of them, I use them anyway.
 
I have an annoyance to plastic scratching against styrofoam, or fingernails on styrofoam
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON STYROFOAM.
I'm pretty sure that everyone has that one noise that just makes them shiver and sends chills through them. That one sound that just totally wrecks your ears and everything. Styrofoam rubbing against anything is mine. FUCK YOU STYROFOAM. I HATE YOU.

My feet get super sensitive, especially when it is cold or I'm in bed. Like the slightest touch causes the horrible hybrid feeling of tickling and irritation. I clench my toes up but it doesn't help.

Food separation.
Don't fucking mix my food up or I will wreck you IRL.
For example; In a bag of gummy babies you eat all the yellows, then greens, then oranges, then reds, then purples. YOU HAVE TO DO IT THAT WAY. IN THAT ORDER.
HOW DARE YOU ENTER THE MASH POTATO YOU DIRTY ROTTEN PEAS. GET OUT RIGHT NOW I HATE YOU.
 
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON STYROFOAM.
I'm pretty sure that everyone has that one noise that just makes them shiver and sends chills through them. That one sound that just totally wrecks your ears and everything. Styrofoam rubbing against anything is mine. FUCK YOU STYROFOAM. I HATE YOU.

My feet get super sensitive, especially when it is cold or I'm in bed. Like the slightest touch causes the horrible hybrid feeling of tickling and irritation. I clench my toes up but it doesn't help.

Food separation.
Don't fucking mix my food up or I will wreck you IRL.
For example; In a bag of gummy babies you eat all the yellows, then greens, then oranges, then reds, then purples. YOU HAVE TO DO IT THAT WAY. IN THAT ORDER.
HOW DARE YOU ENTER THE MASH POTATO YOU DIRTY ROTTEN PEAS. GET OUT RIGHT NOW I HATE YOU.
I am going to mail you a brick of hopelessly melded gummybears.
 
My memory. is the worst thing ever. everything is melded together, i can't remember any exact dates or my age when something happened, because i can't remember the dates.

Each day feels like a week to me; i have no concept of time whatsoever.

although, i can give an exact/at least 2 mintues off, estimation of when i arrive somewhere.
 
I have been in three car accidents, not a single one did I wear a seat belt. I came out of all three completely unharmed, and two of those totaled my cars. My grandfather was in an accident where he rolled his car three times, his biggest injury, and his being trapped, came from his seat belt.

Now, I am a short girl and every seat belt I have ever used digs into my neck, some have drawn blood just from using them. I am terrified that I will be trapped by my seat belt when my car catches fire, I am terrified that something from the accident will make it impossible for me to get the seat belt unbuckled. Worst of all, I am terrified that my engine/debris/anything will fly through my windshield and I will have no way to move out of the way.

Given, I never wore a seat belt before due to my fear, but now that I own a 2009 Toyota Corolla, I wear it all the time, out of habit, because the damn car beeps obnoxiously if either front seat belt is unbuckled for anything over 5 mph.

P.S.
There was a man in New Hampshire, you don't have to wear a seat belt if you're over the age of 18 there, who's life was saved by not wearing a seat belt BECAUSE his engine flew through his windshield and he was able to move out of the way.


My fear may seem silly and illogical to you, but it makes perfect sense to me. I hate them, I'm scared of them, I use them anyway.
If it's any consolation I have a mortal fear of cockroaches
Fucking dirty shits
Always jumping out at me
 
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON STYROFOAM.
I'm pretty sure that everyone has that one noise that just makes them shiver and sends chills through them. That one sound that just totally wrecks your ears and everything. Styrofoam rubbing against anything is mine. FUCK YOU STYROFOAM. I HATE YOU.
On the contrary I love the sound of styrofoam...
 
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