Are you the only person on Team9000 who...?

[jrl51592]

If it's any consolation I have a mortal fear of cockroaches
Fucking dirty shits
Always jumping out at me

[collapse= Wall of text..]To add to your hatred, cockroaches can survive being microwaved in a microwave and they also survived atomic and nuclear bombs, and a asteroid hitting earth that killed the fucking dinosaurs. They can live without their heads. The fuckers are hard but yet they are simple to kill. Their weaknesses, from what I've learned from personal experience, is water, fire, cold temperatures, and being smashed. They can't swim very good so they drown in water. To kill them fast, pour hot water on them. It's a instant death. Some would say, smashing a cockroach will kill it. That's not entirely true. I've smashed millions of the fuckers and they don't always die right away. They won't die instantly 99% of the time. If they get trapped in the fridge or freezer, they will slowly die.[/collapse] Just use fire. It's super effective.

 

[Vincent2128]

smashed.

being smashed

smashed millions of the fuckers

But yeah I can concur. I had to dismember and decapitate a cockroach to kill it once.

 

[MoleManMike]

On the contrary I love the sound of styrofoam...

YOU ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN. BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS.
Thankyou, come again.

 

[Patchouli]

Food separation.
Don't fucking mix my food up or I will wreck you IRL.
For example; In a bag of gummy babies you eat all the yellows, then greens, then oranges, then reds, then purples. YOU HAVE TO DO IT THAT WAY. IN THAT ORDER.
HOW DARE YOU ENTER THE MASH POTATO YOU DIRTY ROTTEN PEAS. GET OUT RIGHT NOW I HATE YOU.

I don't separate gummies like that. But that whole "You put your rice under the chicken/vegetables"...

...No, fuck you, the rice goes in a separate motherfucking bowl and the chicken and vegetables do not touch each other, bitch.

 

[avroom]

Sometimes I know that what I am doing is wrong and I should stop doing it and I really want to stop doing it, but for whatever reason I keep going.

No. People. No. I do not mean masturbation.

 

[kingjok3r]

No. People. No. I do not mean masturbation.

 

[jrl51592]

No. People. No. I do not mean masturbation.

It's okay to admit it. We are all mature people here. We understand that you have urges and it's only natural to satisfy those urges. We all do it. It's okay avroom, we're here for you.

 

[digitalzombie]

This sounds odd, but I always wear an oak leaf on my shirt everyday.

 

[avroom]

It's okay to admit it. We are all mature people here. We understand that you have urges and it's only natural to satisfy those urges. We all do it. It's okay avroom, we're here for you.

Seriously though, I really didn't mean "it".

What I mean is for example going to a store, realizing I don't even have money with me, but still going in that direction.

 

[Kris]

We are all mature people here.

Pretty sure I scoffed my lungs out there.

 

[IncognitoLens]

After a glance at this thread all I can tell is that somebody likes for burn styrofoam cockroaches who fail to segregate their food whilst gagging at their own masturbation methods.

 

[TheGurw]

After a glance at this thread all I can tell is that somebody likes for burn styrofoam cockroaches who fail to segregate their food whilst gagging at their own masturbation methods.

which involve lots of rocks.

 

[Audi]

After a glance at this thread all I can tell is that somebody likes for burn styrofoam cockroaches who fail to segregate their food whilst gagging at their own masturbation methods.

I'd say that's reasonably accurate bro

 

[DarkPrime25]

Whenever it rains I go outside (on my patio) and read a sad moment in one of my Manga or normal books. Really gets the mood going.

 

[IncognitoLens]

Whenever it rains I go outside (on my patio) and read a sad moment in one of my Manga or normal books. Really gets the mood going.

I am trying to delete emotion from my mind. Anger and lust seem to be the most difficult to expel.

 

[Miguel]

I am trying to delete emotion from my mind. Anger and lust seem to be the most difficult to expel.

I have succeded in removing sadness. Now i cant cry for anything or anyone

 

[Vincent2128]

I have succeded in removing sadness. Now i cant cry for anything or anyone

You can cry. Cry happily.

 

[Audi]

I am trying to delete emotion from my mind. Anger and lust seem to be the most difficult to expel.

So basically a reverse-Electroma

 

[Miguel]

You can cry. Cry happily.

Not even. I can't even force tears out of ny eyes anymore.

 

[DarkPrime25]

I forgot to mention this one but...

For some reason I can't poop while wearing a shirt. I have to take it off in order to feel comfortable. Been doing it since I was a kid.